I have this dream that I am hitting my dad with a baseball bat
And he is screaming and crying for help
And maybe halfway through it has more to do with me killing him
Then it ever did protecting myself
And I believe that yeah, dad, maybe no one is perfect
But I believe that you were pushing your luck
It just sucks it played out like this
A terrible movie and you can tell none of the actors even give a fuck
Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.
Laughing so hard at the fix
The Beers // The Front Bottoms
hitting drums, smashing sticks. missing mom, respecting chicks.
stop romanticizing tate w his 25 cent bootleg ramen noodle haircut he was a rapist n a murderer!
Bless Bo Burnham
Repeat Stuff - Bo Burnham (Official Video)
i’ve disappointed my entire family but at least i didn’t drop the first iphone 6
please dont name your children after flowers (rose, daisy, lily, etc.) unless you are plantkin it is cultural appropriation
turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place