I’m really good at breakdancing I’ve broken 36 vases, 20 tables, and 27 chairs
John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY
This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.
sorry guys. i got bored so i decided to a violin cover thing of the mighty fall. It didn’t turn out too well but ya!!
Well congrats on existing withing the same imaginary confines as some boring nerd on the internet! Seriously though im sure youre great!
"A Broken Jar" // La Dispute
a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals
Today in a debate I told the entire class the friendzone doesn’t exist and three boys gasped like I told them their parents had died
I’m most likely going to end up sneaking Fall Out Boy lyrics into my wedding vows.
imagine niagara falls….. but chocolate milk
Happy 420 from Dwight Schrute
Fall Out Boy - I Don’t Care (x)
INFINITY ON HIGH IS OFFICIALLY BEING RELEASED ON VINYL
IT WILL FEATURE A BLUE COLOR WITH WHITE SPLATTER PAINT DESIGN AND IT WILL BE 2 RECORDS (similar to Folie)
IT WILL BE ISSUED THROUGH HOT TOPIC SOMETIME IN LATE JUNE AND WILL BE PRICED AT ABOUT $26.50